Giggles for Little Goofballs: 25 Jokes Perfect for 3-Year-Olds
Silly, simple, and squeaky-clean jokes just for the tiniest comedians!
Hello, Grown-Ups!
Looking for the best jokes for 3-year-olds, easy jokes for toddlers, and clean preschool jokes that will have your little one roaring with laughter? You’ve come to the perfect place! Our hand-picked collection of fun jokes for toddlers age 3, simple jokes for preschoolers, and punny jokes for 3 year olds is ideal for lunchbox surprises, car-ride entertainment, or bedtime giggles. Dive in and discover the funniest, most shareable jokes for toddlers that parents and preschoolers alike will love.
25 Jokes Just Right for 3-Year-Olds
Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn’t peeling well!
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cow. Cow who? No silly, a cow says moo!
Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert? Because he was stuffed!
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a dog? Frostbite!
What sound does a witch’s car make? Broom, broom!
Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide!
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in, it’s cold out here!
What animal is always at a baseball game? A bat!
Why can’t Elsa from Frozen hold a balloon? Because she’ll let it go!
Why did the duck get a time-out? Because he was being a little quacky!
How do cows do math? With a cow-culator!
What do you call a fish that wears a bowtie? Sofishticated!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Boo. Boo who? Don’t cry, it’s just a joke!
Why did the cookie go to school? Because it wanted to be a smart cookie!
What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck!
Why did the frog take the bus? Because his car got toad!
What do you call a dinosaur that’s sleeping? A dino-snore!
Why was the computer cold? It left its Windows open!
What did the zero say to the eight? Nice belt!
Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot!
What’s a skeleton’s favorite instrument? The trom-bone!
Why did the lion eat the clown? He wanted something funny to snack on!
What’s brown and sticky? A stick!
Parent Tip:
Want to turn these jokes into an activity?
- Cut them out and tuck them in your kid’s lunchbox
- Use them for “Joke of the Day” at breakfast
- Act them out with toys for extra laughs!
Bonus: Printable Joke Cards Coming Soon!
We’re working on adorable, kid-safe printable joke cards to take the laughter to go. Stay tuned!
Until Next Time…
Thanks for stopping by the silliness station. We hope you and your little one found at least one new favorite giggle to share. Because nothing beats hearing a preschooler tell a joke… even if they mess up the punchline a little (okay, a lot).Thanks for stopping by the silliness station. We hope you and your little one found at least one new favorite giggle to share. Because nothing beats hearing a preschooler tell a joke… even if they mess up the punchline a little (okay, a lot).
